PENGUINS ARE NOT A BIRD TEAM
Flightless foreigners threaten our Aerial Ancestry.
The Heavens are our Hallowed Heritage.
Vanquish all vermin that are bound to the ground.
Eagles. Hawks. Falcons. Raptors. For generations, the world of sports has been dominated by an unstoppable alliance of aerial athletes. Even in the darkest of times, these fearlessly feathered fowls used the miraculous gift of flight to embody the single quality which defines America: Freedom.
Let's look at the FACTS:
| Birds | Penguins | |
|---|---|---|
| Can fly | ||
| Have REAL feathers | ||
| Superbowl champions | ||
| Jungle Juice Cup Champions | ||
| CAWWWWWWWWWWW | ||
| Top O' Da League |
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Exclude Penguins from being classified as Birds under the
Aves class of animal, and Bird Teams by extension.
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